Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name


pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

❝ Words cut deeper than knives. A knife can be pulled out, words are embedded into our souls.❞
—William Chapman (via ricesama)
❝ And after that, I somehow just stopped checking my phone for your name to appear.❞